Palestinians Have Been Massacring Jews Since BEFORE MOSES

The Palestinians have been massacring the Jews for thousands of years before Jesus was born, but I thought for sure this break in the cycle was going to last forever.

Did you know that? The Philistines are today's Palestinians. In fact, ask anyone who speaks Farsi what Palestinians are called in their language, and they STILL call them Philistines, in casual conversation. Palestinians attacking Israel has literally gone on for so long they were doing it in the Old Testament. Palestinians are not only in the book of fucking GENESIS, but they precede Moses. No shit, look it up. They are blamed for stealing the Arc of the Covenant.

What is that? 5,000+ years now? Dammit! I was sure they were going to stop this time! You could LITERALLY measure this war in GEOLOGIC TIME--you could use fucking ROCKS for calendars.

MOSES is more recent than the eternal Palestinian war on Israel--FUCKING MOSES!

Compared to the routine of Palestinians massacring the Jews, THIS GUY is the new kid on the block!

Let's Go To The Movies!

You know what I love most about today's technology? We have all the entertainment in the world, and everything ever made, all available on a whim with the click of a mouse. While most of the rest of the world spirals into the shitcan, for some crazy reason, entertainment seems to just get better and better--and by "better," I don't mean what's new is good, but I mean more of the good stuff becomes more available without any cost, hassle, or advertising. 

We've got anything and everything ever made in the history of cinema ready to go: movies, TV shows, Standup Comedy, Magic Shows--all with no advertising or registration or logins--and all streaming, with no need to even download them, so what would YOU like to watch today? 

Let's watch something together--what are you in the mood for?

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The Face of Our National Security: Lloyd "Strokeface" Austin

 With all the attacks on the US and our allies today, I find it endlessly reassuring that when anyone considers attacking the US, that this is the face of our National Security. Tell me that isn't a pantscrappening face that puts the fear of god in our enemies. 

If anything is going to back them down, it's one look at our Secretary of Depends, Lloyd "Strokeface" Austin.

I feel safer just looking at him!

Let's Watch The Big Lebowski!


 

FALSIFICATION

Truth can be used to deceive, and lies can expose truth in ways that cannot be undone.

Just because something is fake, doesn't mean it isn't real--thinking so is beholden to surface level logic, rather than the way the world really works. Fake things are real too, they're just also fake as well. Beyond that, the universe isn't just stranger than we expect, it's stranger than we ever could expect, and so those completely real things beyond our expectations will also falsely seem fake. Therefore, there is no practical reason beyond surface level logic, to think all things seeming fake are not real, nor that what begins as fake cannot be made real, nor that what begins as real cannot be made fake.

Sometimes what fails us is not our logic, but our imagination, and sometimes we're just wrong about what's possible, and sometimes things really are just that good.



Autumn Wonderland

I don't know about you, but when I think of the irony of the autumn leaves gaining their most beautiful colors in that time of year closest to the death of winter, I can't help but realize that the experiences of a lifetime bring us to autumn years with a rich mental state of development that we yearned for so desperately in our youth. A young mind trying to survive the complexities of the world with no experience is much like a starving man trying to survive. In the same way the autumn of seasons brings out the greatest beauty in nature, so also the autumn of life brings out the greatest beauty of our minds, and hopefully our lives as well. It's one of those facts that is hard to recognize simply because it is not novel, and our minds are programmed by society to only notice novelties.

Every single time I hear this song, the tears stream down my cheeks over a smile, and like a recent convert to a religion enjoying a worshipful hymn, I feel my spirit soar in worship at the grandeur of nature.

The beauty of autumn is a thing so beautiful, it can break the heart with pleasure.


Penus de Milo

 

Dickbroom Kitty's Happy "No Genocide" Escape Discussion!

Anyone else tired of massacre being the only apparent topic everywhere you go? Not saying it's not important, but Dickbroom Kitty's had enough and just wants to be happy, so we're going to shut out all the violence in the world here, and just focus on pleasant things. I'm not saying everything has to be sunshine and farts, but we all want Dickbroom Kitty to be happy, and for some reason she's easily depressed by talk of massacre, so let's go ahead and leave that out as much as possible for this discussion.

Remember, if we keep Dickbroom Kitty happy, she'll show us her butthole, and I think that's a treat for the eyes we can all agree on! 

By the way, did you know that the tradition of calling mustaches "Dickbrooms" comes to us from Hitler? That's right--the Germans named Hitler's mustache a "Schwantzbesen." Look it up if you don't believe me.

Hamas Childrens' Suicide Bomber TV Show

I wonder why nobody with a brain is siding with Hamass.

I've seen some dick moves in my day,

but this shit takes the prize.

Israeli PM: 'One More Suicide Bombing And I'll Give Them Whatever They Want'


 JERUSALEM—Following a weekend bus bombing in Tel Aviv that left six dead and dozens more critically injured, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Monday issued an ultimatum to Palestinian extremists: "Either put an end to your deadly, mindless attacks, or we will have no choice but to dissolve the state of Israel as we know it."

In a televised address Olmert, who characterized the latest bombing as "one short of permanently ending our century-long Zionist experiment," warned Islamic radicals that Israel would not stand any further "methodical and deeply intimidating" acts of terror, "whether outside a popular nightclub in Haifa or in a crowded marketplace in Be'er Sheva, as just one more of these atrocities will surely crush the once-resolute spirit of the Israeli people."

"Even a loud explosion in a vacant lot could shatter our solidarity at this point," Olmert added.

The prime minister, whose term has seen a surge in violence after a period of relative calm, advised those thinking of inflicting further damage upon Israel not to follow through with their "surefire plans," claiming that such a strategy would undoubtedly result in "the realization of their fondest, most cherished hopes and dreams."

"We are past the point of negotiating with these killers," Olmert said. "One more deadly, or not so deadly, attack, regardless of what form it takes—suicide bombing, school-bus shooting, car bombing—or who is behind it, will be the last straw for us."

Added Olmert: "For years we have stood defiant in the face of these cowardly attacks. But they have finally managed to completely break down our very will to exist."

Olmert urged organizations like Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, the Armed Islamic Group, the Muslim Brotherhood, and al-Qaeda not to test his conviction.

Said Olmert: "Even as I speak, the full might of the Israeli military is standing by to surrender should another suicide bombing occur."

Olmert added that he hoped Israel's "strong and decisive stance" would make would-be martyrs "think twice before wiping the state of Israel off the face of the earth." He also assured militant Palestinians that there would be "no going back" after the next attack, and that if they chose violence, "they would be forced to live with the consequences of their actions."

"Mark my words, we are prepared to give in," he added. "All of Israel is poised to jump into the sea."

Olmert concluded with the threat that, should Israel endure one more act of terror, he would "respond quickly and forcefully with complete acquiescence to every one of these extremists' demands."

"This is your final warning," Olmert said.

International observers called Olmert's remarks part of a larger trend.

"This proves once and for all that terrorism, in all its forms, works," UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan said. "Israel may very well be the first of many powerful, well-armed nations that will have to succumb to the foolproof tactics of these murderous fiends."

"Terrorists are very dedicated," said Netanya, Israel resident Gavriel Meltzer. "To be willing to give your life for what you believe in—it's a powerful statement. I've got to say, they've got me convinced. Maybe they're right."

Bruce Campbell 4 President!

Bruce Campbell is running for President, and apparently his political platform is to get a handjob in the men's room--which is the most honest presidential platform I've ever heard.

Barry Manilow Puts Man's Face Through A Window

Doesn't that just brighten your day knowing somewhere in the world that weirdness exists? Poor guy was probably the most gentle, peaceful bottom bitch to ever prance through the daffodils, and yet even he can be billboarded as a violent felon with a little creativity.


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