Israel just assassinated the Commander in Chief of the Iranian military, along with a long list of its top commanders, and set the Headquarters of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps on fire in the middle of Tehran.
Just open any news source on the planet for details, and get ready for every pissed off Muslim in America to invite you over for coffee and pie.
UPDATE 1:
Now that I think about it a little further, I don't think they're going to invite any of us over for coffee and pie.
UPDATE 2:
I do believe, but cannot confirm widespread reports, that afterwards, Netanyahu sent Al Jizzera a picture of the Ayatolla getting the finger with a gigantic circumcized dick in his ass.
I'm guessing it's probably not true, but from what I'm seeing, I wouldn't rule it out. lol
KABOOM!
