If anyone knows the location of Farina, call 911 immediately!--especially if he's holding a phone.
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Try to imagine what it would be like to have a total stranger walk up to you alone, give you an annoyed look, and then do this...
Then imagine him doing this to someone on a plane. Lol
Honestly, of all the reasons for a man to not be able to drift off to sleep, can there be any reason worse than wondering how the hell Bill Murray ever survived in Hollywood, and how the hell he never got a decent role as an actor?
Bill Murray is the most worthless sonofabitch to ever soil a screen, and yet if we are really being honest, technically speaking at least, it's not because he's a bad actor. He hits his marks, he seems somewhat believable, and yet his filmography is the most emergency toilet paper pile of shit to ever waste my time since the filmography of Steve Martin--and frankly, he might actually BE Steve Martin, for all the difference it makes.
I once sent a tweet to Steve Martin, saying I believed he was the best actor in Hollywood to never get a decent role, and I swear I am not lying about this, 5 minutes later I received a reply from him saying,
"I absolutely agree with that statement."
The timeframe of 5 minutes all by itself raises the question of whether he's got anything to do.
So, how the hell do such passing to marginally acceptable actors end up never getting a decent role in any movie besides the most shit ones that make you wonder why the hell anyone even bothered to make them--because there's no chance they could make any money.
I keep drifting off as I try to endure Groundhog Day, which might be fine for an original idea, but it is boring the shit out of me because it's the most objectively boring pile of shit I've ever wasted my time with.
The thing that I find amusing though, is that nobody in the movie is a bad actor--it's all done with basic fair to middling quality, everyone is saying their lines in a believeable manner, and the story sucks shit, but it's not a bad movie actor wise--other than it being a really bad movie.
It's technically proficient, if not inspiring to anyone who has ever gotten their freedom back from being institutionalized--and yet, it might be the best role Biull Murray has ever done, outside of Ghostbusters--and that sucked shit massively.
Anyway, I think I'm ready to seek the wisdom of crowds here, because I am that goddam befuddled as to how the hell a man can stick to it this long and end up with this many shit movies. You would think, statistically speaking, that he would have accidentally hit a home run at least once in his life by now. Hell, even Bruce Campbell had Burn Notice to his credit.
So I will ask by beloved viewers out there...
Why did Bill Murray never get a decent role in his entire life?
Who shares my view that he thinks he got away with fucking his agent's wife 30 years ago, and everything that has happened since, in his career, has been quiet payback from someone he really pissed off?
Let's all smack his stupid ass with a shovel!
Who's with me!
James Carville's wife and children shit themselves a lot.
I have no proof of this, but one look at him makes me feel so absolutely certain about this fact that I feel completely safe using the declarative form instead of the interrogative.
The man looks like Skelator on crack.
Apparently he was recently arrested for terrorism, and when he asked the DHS agents what crime they were claiming was terrorist, they just looked at him blankly, and said "what do you mean 'crime?'"
If you saw this face in the dark, how would you react? I don't know about you, but I'd probably grapple for any sharp object and stab him in the face. I hold no malice towards him, and I'd never harm him intentionally, but holy fuckin dogshit! Look at that face! It's fucking terrifying. I've never seen anyone in my entire life that SO damned well better smile all the time.
"Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish eachother, and smile a lot so your wife doesn't shit herself, and watch where you point that thing, until death do you part?"
"Dammit, stick to the vows we wrote, you asshole."
I just saw in the news that some moron was fined $35,000 for resisting a flight attendant's correction when strapping a seat belt around her ankles.
I think we can all get behind this.
