Discussion for Friday, 30 September 2022: Post Anything

Join us for general discussion about anything you want, and here's some relaxing music I find helpful for thinking and writing.

Those who dwell, as scientists or laymen, among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life. Whatever the vexations or concerns of their personal lives, their thoughts can find paths that lead to inner contentment and to renewed excitement in living. Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. The more clearly we focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe, the less taste we shall have for destruction.

--Rachel Carson

Discussion for Thursday, 29 September 2022: Post Anything

Join us for general discussion about anything you want, and here's some relaxing music I find helpful for thinking and writing.

Those who dwell, as scientists or laymen, among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life. Whatever the vexations or concerns of their personal lives, their thoughts can find paths that lead to inner contentment and to renewed excitement in living. Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe, the less taste we shall have for destruction.

--Rachel Carson

Mr T Gets His Ass Kicked By A Total Pussy And Cries Like A Bitch

My fart goes out to the lower-case T's, who saw daddy get his ass kicked by a complete wienie, and then cry like a bitch with a skinned knee.

 

Discussion for Wednesday, 28 September 2022: Post Anything

Join us for general discussion about anything you want, and here's some relaxing music I find helpful for thinking and writing.

If you have built castles in the air,

your work is not lost.

That is where they should be,

now put the foundations under them.

--Thoreau

Christan Bale Goes Totally Ripshit, Kicks Lego Man's Ass, And Now Owes $3,000,000 To The Swear Jar

I've always enjoyed Christian Bale's acting, but no movie he has EVER done even comes close to this totally real performance where he just goes absolutely batshit and kicks a Lego Man's ass. I don't know what else to call him, he's some kind of guy wearing a bunch of green boxes, and it's hilarious because he wasn't even involved in pissing off Christian Bale--it was a totally different guy, but Christian Bale doesn't give a fuck and just beats the shit out of him anyway. lol

Discussion for Sunday, 25 September 2022: Post Anything

Join us for general discussion about anything you want, and here's some relaxing music I find helpful for thinking and writing.

If you have built castles in the air,

your work is not lost.

That is where they should be,

now put the foundations under them.

--Thoreau

Null's Autumn Cabin: Friday, 23 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

Null's Autumn Cabin: Thursday, 22 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

Null's Autumn Cabin: Wednesday, 21 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

Null's Autumn Cabin: Tuesday, 20 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

Null's Autumn Cabin: Monday, 19 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

BREAKING NEWS: Gigantic Truck Filled With Dildos Explodes Next To My House

 THIS IS TRUE. I AM NOT LYING.

CLICK HERE FOR PROOF!

I live right next to this freeway, and I'm not saying exactly where, but while sitting here innocently watching Beavis and Butthead, a giant truck crashed on the freeway and exploded dildos, vibrators, and pocketpussies all over the area.

What the hell are the chances of this shit?

I haven't seen this much action in my neighborhood since the FedEx trucks burned to the ground!--on the same I-40 highway by the way. In OKC nobody knows how to drive, so there are a lot of cars and trucks exploding next to my house all the time. lol

Null's Autumn Cabin: Saturday, 17 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's 

Autumn Cabin!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the best day of your life!

Null's Autumn Cabin: Thursday, 15 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's Autumn Cabin

in Morningwood Forest!

We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get spayed!

Today is going to be the breast day of your wife!

Fucktard Jamboree: Official Police Department Orchestras

NYPD has its own marching band, resplendent with their clarinets, oboes, tuba players, Sousaphones, and French Horns. Leaving aside the fisting of the French for the moment, what practical function would an orchestra have for a police department? I am hard pressed to think of a use for one. Aside from having your own background theme music while stomping an uncooperative suspect or something, I can't think of any police use for an orchestra. Is music a priority while executing high-risk warrants and gunbattling bank robbers? If so, why no choir?

How weird is it for a police department to have an orchestra--and why don't the medics and the firemen get one, dammit? After all, when deciding whether to stab an infant in the thigh with an epi-pen, or extinguishing a 5-alarm electrical fire, I'm sure the first thing any intelligent person would think of is "let's see if these Beethoven geeks can play the Batman Soundtrack!" or "Why are they fucking up Patrick Doyle's intricate harmonies with this Mixolydian Mode bullshit? That's supposed to be a raised 13th, you sonofabitch!"

So, what do YOU think? Should police orchestras be expanded to Fire Departments and Hospitals? Maybe they're not going far enough? Maybe they should they have choirs added to them! That's what we need! A fucking Police Choir!

Oh shit. I just looked it up. You're not going to believe this, but they already do--yep, there are already fucking police choirs. I would post a video, but listening to cops sing makes me barf and shit blood.

San Francisco Health Department Deploys Army of Giant Dicks Through City Streets

You may have heard about it before,
but you can't hear about it enough!

We can only thank God that Ron Jeremy 
was there to stop the Health Department,
and stand up for what's right.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Wednesday, 14 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Tuesday, 13 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Monday, 12 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Paul TIKI's Kickass Day At the Zoo!

When one of my favorite users on the site told me he was out at the zoo today, I'd assumed he got a job as a Corrections Officer, until he started posting pictures of awesome animals instead of criminal assholes. lol

If there's one thing I do enjoy, it's a shitload of pictures of animals in places I'd rather be but am too lazy to get off my ass and go!

So thank you kindly for all the pictures, Mr Paul, and I do think they deserve their own discussion!

Here are some of the ones so far, and I hope there's lots more to come! :)

Okay, so maybe the kittens aren't officially in the zoo, but they deserve their day in the sun as much as anyone. :)

Night Gallery Had The Best Rendition of Lovecraft Extant

This bit is from Lovecraft's "Dunwich Horror," which is often mistaken for the Call of Cthulhu, and it's the best writing I think Lovecraft ever did. It's dramatic, it's insane, and it's provocative. In short, it's the most entertaining thing he ever did, I think--and any clergy of any religion who hasn't considered it, really isn't doing their job of inciting the masses into panicked mobs. I'm not saying they should, but it's kind of what they're for, and I've never in my life heard a preacher that can work a room like this. lol

 https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/dh.aspx


Never is it to be thought that man is the oldest or the last of the masters of Earth. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. The winds gibber with Their voices; the earth mutters with Their consciousness. They bend the forest. They raise up the waves. They crush the cities, yet not forest or ocean or cities beholds the hand that smites. As a foulness shall They be known to the race of man. Their hands are at the throats of men forever. From the beginning of known time to the end of time known, man rules where once They ruled. Soon, They shall rule again where man rules now. They shall return and on this returning shall great Cthulhu be freed from R'lyeh beneath the sea, and Him Who Is Not To Be Named shall come from His city, which is Carcosa near the lake of Hali, and Shub-Niggurath shall come forth and multiply in her hideousness, and Nyarlathotep shall carry the word to the Great Old Ones and their millions, and Yog-Sothoth, who is all in one and one in all, shall lay his hand upon that who oppose him and destroy. Then from the black-litten caverns within the earth, where all is chaos and destruction, shall come the noxious Azathoth and together They will take possession of all things that live upon earth.

numquam putandum est homines esse aut antiquissimos aut ultimos dominos orbis terrarum. Antiqui fuerunt, Antiqui sunt, Antiqui erunt. uenti cum uocibus eorum garriunt; terra cum conscientia eorum mussat. siluam flectunt, undas subleuant, urbes premunt. at nec silua nec mare nec urbes manum ferientem uidet. illos ut foeditatem cognoscet gens hominum. manus eorum faucibus humanis minabuntur in aeternum. a temporis noti principio usque ad temporis noti finem homines regunt ubi illi olim rexerunt. mox illi iterum regent ubi nunc homines regunt. redibunt et post hunc reditum magnus Cthulhu a R’lyeh transmarino liberabitur, et Ille Non Nominitandus ueniet ab urbe sua, quae est Carcosa prope lacum Hali, et Shub-Niggurath eueniet et sua in foeditate crescet, et Nyarlathotep uerbum ad Magnos Antiquos et milia eorum, et Yog-Sothoth, qui est omnia in uno et unum in omnibus, manum suam in omnes sibi aduersantes ac perdentes inferet. tum a luminum nigrorum cauernis subterraneis, ubi omnia sunt chaos atque exitium, ueniet noxius Azathoth, et una simulque possidebunt omnia per terras uiuentia.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Sunday, 11 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Saturday, 10 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

The First Black Man to Use A Whites-Only Gloryhole

Today, we celebrate the abolition of racial segregation
in gloryhole blowjobs.

The Coronation Of King Charles III

The most profound day in the history of England,
and the King's coronation went exactly as expected.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Thursday, 08 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Tuesday 06 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Cum on in out of the rain, have her seat, and grab your stick and a marshmallow, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the beast day of your life.

Null's Autumn Cabin: Sunday 04 September 2022: Post Anything You Want!

 Welcome to Null's

autumn cabin in the woods!

We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab a stick and marshmallow, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!

Today is going to be the breast day of your life.

SCOTUS Reaffirms Death Penalty

 


FDA Announces They're Not Going to Hold America's Hand Like a Goddam Child Anymore

 The FDA today announced they're not going to hold America's hand like a goddam child anymore.

Personally, I think the point could have been made without blowing out both pupils with an anger stroke, but at least it makes the news interesting.

Prison Economy Spirals As Handjob Value Plummets

 

EGYTPTIAN GODDESS NUT

Nut , also known by various other transcriptions, is the goddess of the sky, stars, cosmos, mothers, astronomy, testicles, and the universe of balls in the ancient Egyptian religion. She was seen as a star-covered nude bigballed bitch arching over the Earth,[3] or as a cow, when she got old and fat. She was depicted wearing the water-pot sign (nw) that identifies her.

I'll also include a couple other abominations, because I'm religious and don't give a shit about the truth at all. Praise the Lord, the truth is whatever the fuck I say it is. lol

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Do The Goddam Thing It's Fucking Supposed To

 This article is dedicated to my good tech friends Paul Tiki and Warpaint--both Systems Analysts who have recently been handed impossibly complex technical problems by their companies to solve. I've been there! I spent the better part of 2 decades tearing my hair out while my panicked boss explained, "Our process is down, we don't know why, and it's costing $1,000 a second until YOU figure it out." Worse yet, a lot of these problems were in the context of a TRW subcontractor supporting a city's information services--which means it affects 911 services--so in addition to the money, it could quite literally mean a trail of bodies as well.

I am immensely gratified that I survived it all, and now the most complex problem I have to solve every day is deciding between hazelnut and french vanilla for my coffee--but my heart still goes out to the techs, engineers, systems analysts, network engineers--all of them are really just the same kind of people no matter what they're called--they're the great chess players of complex information systems that all the great things of the world depend on today, the unsung heroes who do hideously complex shit nobody understands, and without them the entire fuckin world would grind to a halt overnight.

My heart is with you, Paul Tiki and Warpaint! I wish you the very best with your complex, fucked up Cat's Cradle Rubik's Cube shitshows, and better you than me, my friends! I hope you'll keep us all updated on your success, because you're doing a bangup job, gentlemen!

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