Anyone else tired of massacre being the only apparent topic everywhere you go? Not saying it's not important, but Dickbroom Kitty's had enough and just wants to be happy, so we're going to shut out all the violence in the world here, and just focus on pleasant things. I'm not saying everything has to be sunshine and farts, but we all want Dickbroom Kitty to be happy, and for some reason she's easily depressed by talk of massacre, so let's go ahead and leave that out as much as possible for this discussion.
Remember, if we keep Dickbroom Kitty happy, she'll show us her butthole, and I think that's a treat for the eyes we can all agree on!
By the way, did you know that the tradition of calling mustaches "Dickbrooms" comes to us from Hitler? That's right--the Germans named Hitler's mustache a "Schwantzbesen." Look it up if you don't believe me.
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