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FALSIFICATION
Truth can be used to deceive, and lies can expose truth in ways that cannot be undone.
Just because something is fake, doesn't mean it isn't real--thinking so is beholden to surface level logic, rather than the way the world really works. Fake things are real too, they're just also fake as well. Beyond that, the universe isn't just stranger than we expect, it's stranger than we ever could expect, and so those completely real things beyond our expectations will also falsely seem fake. Therefore, there is no practical reason beyond surface level logic, to think all things seeming fake are not real, nor that what begins as fake cannot be made real, nor that what begins as real cannot be made fake.
Sometimes what fails us is not our logic, but our imagination, and sometimes we're just wrong about what's possible, and sometimes things really are just that good.
Autumn Wonderland
Every single time I hear this song, the tears stream down my cheeks over a smile, and like a recent convert to a religion enjoying a worshipful hymn, I feel my spirit soar in worship at the grandeur of nature.
The beauty of autumn is a thing so beautiful, it can break the heart with pleasure.
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Dickbroom Kitty's Happy "No Genocide" Escape Discussion!
Anyone else tired of massacre being the only apparent topic everywhere you go? Not saying it's not important, but Dickbroom Kitty's had enough and just wants to be happy, so we're going to shut out all the violence in the world here, and just focus on pleasant things. I'm not saying everything has to be sunshine and farts, but we all want Dickbroom Kitty to be happy, and for some reason she's easily depressed by talk of massacre, so let's go ahead and leave that out as much as possible for this discussion.
Remember, if we keep Dickbroom Kitty happy, she'll show us her butthole, and I think that's a treat for the eyes we can all agree on!
By the way, did you know that the tradition of calling mustaches "Dickbrooms" comes to us from Hitler? That's right--the Germans named Hitler's mustache a "Schwantzbesen." Look it up if you don't believe me.
Hamas Childrens' Suicide Bomber TV Show
I wonder why nobody with a brain is siding with Hamass.
I've seen some dick moves in my day,
but this shit takes the prize.
Israeli PM: 'One More Suicide Bombing And I'll Give Them Whatever They Want'
In a televised address Olmert, who characterized the latest bombing as "one short of permanently ending our century-long Zionist experiment," warned Islamic radicals that Israel would not stand any further "methodical and deeply intimidating" acts of terror, "whether outside a popular nightclub in Haifa or in a crowded marketplace in Be'er Sheva, as just one more of these atrocities will surely crush the once-resolute spirit of the Israeli people."
"Even a loud explosion in a vacant lot could shatter our solidarity at this point," Olmert added.
The prime minister, whose term has seen a surge in violence after a period of relative calm, advised those thinking of inflicting further damage upon Israel not to follow through with their "surefire plans," claiming that such a strategy would undoubtedly result in "the realization of their fondest, most cherished hopes and dreams."
"We are past the point of negotiating with these killers," Olmert said. "One more deadly, or not so deadly, attack, regardless of what form it takes—suicide bombing, school-bus shooting, car bombing—or who is behind it, will be the last straw for us."
Added Olmert: "For years we have stood defiant in the face of these cowardly attacks. But they have finally managed to completely break down our very will to exist."
Olmert urged organizations like Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, the Armed Islamic Group, the Muslim Brotherhood, and al-Qaeda not to test his conviction.
Said Olmert: "Even as I speak, the full might of the Israeli military is standing by to surrender should another suicide bombing occur."
Olmert added that he hoped Israel's "strong and decisive stance" would make would-be martyrs "think twice before wiping the state of Israel off the face of the earth." He also assured militant Palestinians that there would be "no going back" after the next attack, and that if they chose violence, "they would be forced to live with the consequences of their actions."
"Mark my words, we are prepared to give in," he added. "All of Israel is poised to jump into the sea."
Olmert concluded with the threat that, should Israel endure one more act of terror, he would "respond quickly and forcefully with complete acquiescence to every one of these extremists' demands."
"This is your final warning," Olmert said.
International observers called Olmert's remarks part of a larger trend.
"This proves once and for all that terrorism, in all its forms, works," UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan said. "Israel may very well be the first of many powerful, well-armed nations that will have to succumb to the foolproof tactics of these murderous fiends."
"Terrorists are very dedicated," said Netanya, Israel resident Gavriel Meltzer. "To be willing to give your life for what you believe in—it's a powerful statement. I've got to say, they've got me convinced. Maybe they're right."
Bruce Campbell 4 President!
Bruce Campbell is running for President, and apparently his political platform is to get a handjob in the men's room--which is the most honest presidential platform I've ever heard.
Barry Manilow Puts Man's Face Through A Window
Doesn't that just brighten your day knowing somewhere in the world that weirdness exists? Poor guy was probably the most gentle, peaceful bottom bitch to ever prance through the daffodils, and yet even he can be billboarded as a violent felon with a little creativity.
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Russian Men Have a Butthole Clitoris
Did you know Russian men have a butthole clitoris? It's true. If you look closely at their ass, you'll notice that all the pants they wear have a special bridged pocket in the seam to accommodate their wiggling stub.
Visitors Are Perfect Vulcans / Romulans
Watching Visitors (2009) at the moment.
I think anyone who has seen this would agree that Anna is the perfect Vulcan or Romulan--two species in Star Trek that seem artificially distinct. If they're both biological psychopaths, then they will both behave in the same extremely manipulative, amoral ways--unbound by conscience. In a swarm, culture is a process subordinate to uniform biological imperative. Anna is the perfect biological psychopath, and therefore, the perfect Vulcan/Romulan, and she is unlikely to show us her vagina.
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