Dickbroom Kitty's Happy "No Genocide" Escape Discussion!

Anyone else tired of massacre being the only apparent topic everywhere you go? Not saying it's not important, but Dickbroom Kitty's had enough and just wants to be happy, so we're going to shut out all the violence in the world here, and just focus on pleasant things. I'm not saying everything has to be sunshine and farts, but we all want Dickbroom Kitty to be happy, and for some reason she's easily depressed by talk of massacre, so let's go ahead and leave that out as much as possible for this discussion.

Remember, if we keep Dickbroom Kitty happy, she'll show us her butthole, and I think that's a treat for the eyes we can all agree on! 

By the way, did you know that the tradition of calling mustaches "Dickbrooms" comes to us from Hitler? That's right--the Germans named Hitler's mustache a "Schwantzbesen." Look it up if you don't believe me.

Hamas Childrens' Suicide Bomber TV Show

I wonder why nobody with a brain is siding with Hamass.

I've seen some dick moves in my day,

but this shit takes the prize.

Israeli PM: 'One More Suicide Bombing And I'll Give Them Whatever They Want'

 JERUSALEM—Following a weekend bus bombing in Tel Aviv that left six dead and dozens more critically injured, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Monday issued an ultimatum to Palestinian extremists: "Either put an end to your deadly, mindless attacks, or we will have no choice but to dissolve the state of Israel as we know it."

In a televised address Olmert, who characterized the latest bombing as "one short of permanently ending our century-long Zionist experiment," warned Islamic radicals that Israel would not stand any further "methodical and deeply intimidating" acts of terror, "whether outside a popular nightclub in Haifa or in a crowded marketplace in Be'er Sheva, as just one more of these atrocities will surely crush the once-resolute spirit of the Israeli people."

"Even a loud explosion in a vacant lot could shatter our solidarity at this point," Olmert added.

The prime minister, whose term has seen a surge in violence after a period of relative calm, advised those thinking of inflicting further damage upon Israel not to follow through with their "surefire plans," claiming that such a strategy would undoubtedly result in "the realization of their fondest, most cherished hopes and dreams."

"We are past the point of negotiating with these killers," Olmert said. "One more deadly, or not so deadly, attack, regardless of what form it takes—suicide bombing, school-bus shooting, car bombing—or who is behind it, will be the last straw for us."

Added Olmert: "For years we have stood defiant in the face of these cowardly attacks. But they have finally managed to completely break down our very will to exist."

Olmert urged organizations like Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, the Armed Islamic Group, the Muslim Brotherhood, and al-Qaeda not to test his conviction.

Said Olmert: "Even as I speak, the full might of the Israeli military is standing by to surrender should another suicide bombing occur."

Olmert added that he hoped Israel's "strong and decisive stance" would make would-be martyrs "think twice before wiping the state of Israel off the face of the earth." He also assured militant Palestinians that there would be "no going back" after the next attack, and that if they chose violence, "they would be forced to live with the consequences of their actions."

"Mark my words, we are prepared to give in," he added. "All of Israel is poised to jump into the sea."

Olmert concluded with the threat that, should Israel endure one more act of terror, he would "respond quickly and forcefully with complete acquiescence to every one of these extremists' demands."

"This is your final warning," Olmert said.

International observers called Olmert's remarks part of a larger trend.

"This proves once and for all that terrorism, in all its forms, works," UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan said. "Israel may very well be the first of many powerful, well-armed nations that will have to succumb to the foolproof tactics of these murderous fiends."

"Terrorists are very dedicated," said Netanya, Israel resident Gavriel Meltzer. "To be willing to give your life for what you believe in—it's a powerful statement. I've got to say, they've got me convinced. Maybe they're right."

Bruce Campbell 4 President!

Bruce Campbell is running for President, and apparently his political platform is to get a handjob in the men's room--which is the most honest presidential platform I've ever heard.

Barry Manilow Puts Man's Face Through A Window

Doesn't that just brighten your day knowing somewhere in the world that weirdness exists? Poor guy was probably the most gentle, peaceful bottom bitch to ever prance through the daffodils, and yet even he can be billboarded as a violent felon with a little creativity.

Russian Men Have a Butthole Clitoris

Did you know Russian men have a butthole clitoris? It's true. If you look closely at their ass, you'll notice that all the pants they wear have a special bridged pocket in the seam to accommodate their wiggling stub. 

Visitors Are Perfect Vulcans / Romulans

Watching Visitors (2009) at the moment.

I think anyone who has seen this would agree that Anna is the perfect Vulcan or Romulan--two species in Star Trek that seem artificially distinct. If they're both biological psychopaths, then they will both behave in the same extremely manipulative, amoral ways--unbound by conscience. In a swarm, culture is a process subordinate to uniform biological imperative. Anna is the perfect biological psychopath, and therefore, the perfect Vulcan/Romulan, and she is unlikely to show us her vagina.

If Knowledge Is Power, Then A God Am I

 The highest wisdom is to live and die well.

Raising Awareness of Being Kicked In the Balls

 Is it just me, or is "raising awareness" the same as sucking your own dick? It's just another way of saying "I'm celebrating how right I am and how much you need to be converted to my correct opinion."

It's all part of the never-ending sense of superiority people adopt when they're full of shit and have no idea what the hell they're talking about, and this shit began with religion--and yet somehow has bled over to everyone. Morons get an enormous feeling of relief from getting to be right while not knowing what the hell they're doing, because they have the power of an institution backing them. That doesn't make them right, that just makes them assholes.

I think everyone trying to "raise awareness" about anything should be completely ignored--at least after a solid kick in the balls, in order to "raise awareness" of how they've been kicked in the balls.

The Cartoon of American Politics

I recently noticed that it's recently become conventional to mock Leftists as "latte-drinking liberals."

So, now all you have to do is enjoy a coffee drink to be a democrat? Dammit! lol

I once made the comment to the manager of a Panda Express that they should make a vegetarian version of the Kung Pao chicken, and an obvious hillbilly in a cowboy hat standing next to me gave me a sideways glance and muttered, "damn liberals. Don't like meat, hunh boy? I bet you don't do a lot of hunting."--at which point, I pulled out my Army ID and said "only people."

So apparently, if you prefer kung pao chicken without the chicken, or enjoy a coffee drink these days, that's just a clear marker that you're a savage hedonist pervert. lol

How did our nation become so cartoonish? Honestly, if you really take a hard look at how people interpret and classify behavior these days, it's like the rules were written by Nintendo or a cartoon show. There's no actual logic to it anymore, it's like a bunch of gangmembers or fat stupid drunks at a sports bar looking for someone wearing the other side's color.

Did you know the concepts of Left and Right predate American politics by MILLENNIA? That's right, the idea of classifying all things according to whether they trend towards order or chaos was old practice even in Ancient Rome. It's not about democrats and republicans at all, and you'll very much find extremely Right wing behavior among certain democrats and extremely Left wing behavior among republicans. That's not to say they're equal, but the entire ideological premise of Left and Right is driven falsely by the presumption that it is created by party loyalty. It's not, it never has been, and it never will be--and the fact that the American Citizenry operates on this false premise, brings us all the cartoonish behavior we see constantly. You can't fix the problem until you know what the problem is, and you can't fix the problem at all, when 400 million people have that problem--unless you're Jesus, of course, and want to be crucified by the mobs you try to save. If they'll do that to someone they worship, what will they do to you and me for tying to help?

Why does the vast majority of the American citizenry treat politics like it's a cartoon? You'd think they would take it more seriously--and by "they," I mean the ones running the show. It's kind of hard to blame people for being stupid and ridiculous when we have General Wesley Clark getting shitcanned out of Oklahoma while Kanye West has no problem getting on the ballot, or with Herman Cain shitting all over the news that he's the "Black Walnut," or Sarah Palin rapping her way to the White House.

By the way, do you know who ran against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California? Gary Fucking Coleman--that's right "Arnold Drummond" from Different Strokes.

...but it's all about being responsible, isn't it? It's all about punching the right hole on a ballot. It's all about making the smart choice, and if we do, then the world will no longer be a cartoon, and we can stand proud and patriotic as a responsible citizen because we've made the right choice and been part of the solution, right? What a bunch of fuckin bullshit. lol

Why would Americans treat politics like a cartoon with no sense of urgency?

Maybe because those running it have turned it into a cartoon with no sense of urgency, and the people have no power to change it back.

Watch This Ill-advised Rimjob

If there's one safety feature you can't do without in traffic, it's a distraction that serves no purpose but to confuse a driver who could broadside your car and kill you.

Just say NO to fancy rimjobs.

How Did the Human Race Get So Buttfuckin Ugly?

We all like to fill our minds with the images of attractive people, and there are a few places in the nation I've traveled where I enjoy just sitting in a public area with some sunglasses on, and just people-watch. Utah is like that. Some of the prettiest and most athletic people in the world, and a lot of them. That's Utah. It seems like everywhere else though, no matter how dark the sunglasses I choose, I still cannot stop blowing chunks. Unless I've actually riveted metal plates into my eye sockets, I just constantly, all day long splatter every stranger in the Food Court with vomit--and strangely enough, those around them often thank me for the upgrade.

I've discovered that walking the treadmill is a lot more enjoyable, when I put a nice walking video on my Oculus, and found this really great video of walking through Times Square. It's a lot more interesting than the beige wall, and makes walking a lot more fun. So many sights to see and I don't have to concern myself with batshit crazy homeless street urchins shitslapping eachother to death. It's a much safer way to walk through a densely populated shithole like Nude York.

After I'd been walking for a few seconds, I noticed something incredible. Everyone I saw was buttfucking ugly. There were a few exceptions, but far fewer than I expected. I'd say in the entire hoard of hundreds of thousands of people here, there might be about a dozen worth looking at, and maybe 5 with the power to charm a man's longstaff. Everyone else's face and body looks like a bloated forest fire put out with a screwdriver.

With all the other problems going on in life that so many fight over solutions for, I think we may have left out the most important of them all--the will to live in the first place. A world full of buttfucking ugly people does not make people want to live, so maybe it's time we all made a priority of looking our best. 

Let's start running or at least walking regularly, try to get some fashion sense, and eliminate all the big things that destroy our looks, as much as possible. Running is the best and easiest way--you should see what it does just for your skin if nothing else. I'm not saying people who are aging or disabled or the like should feel bad about themselves. Entropy gets us all in the end (she said), but as much as possible, let's try to make our face and bodies no longer a reason for the high suicide rate--because if we're really being honest, people just looking at eachother in a crowd is probably decimating the fuckin population.

Discovering Assholes' Humanity

 

Just watching As Good As It Gets. I always found what the pussy said kind of profound, until I realized he was leaving a bit out--and that bit got his ass kicked by his own bitches. It's kind of important to humanize eachother--that's what life's all about, but part of humanizing eachother is also realizing they may not give a fuck about you and smash your face if you get all soft and feely over some gayass bullshit.