We all expected the hurricanes to smash houses, but what nobody seemed to expect was that in Florida, people avoid being slaughtered by the 1.3 million alligators (20% of the entire aligator population of the US), by staying on land, and with a statewide flood, there's no more land. Making matters worse is that the entire ecosystem of Florida's alligator population is based on concentrated feeding areas. Now all the fish and water creatures they feed on are no longer concentrated, because the water is everywhere, so the alligators are a lot more motivated to attack.
Youtube is awash with alligator attacks all over Florida, and holy shit! If people weren't fucked enough by all the other nightmares of a hurricane, now there's a statewide alligator massacre, and nowhere to escape, because some asshole took the damn ground away in Florida.
I'll also just say I love hearing all these victims saying "by the Grace of God" when anything good happens. My favorite so far is a guy saying if he believes Christ came back from the dead, nothing can harm him--and for his sake, I sure hope the next hurricane is a Christian.
Well, apparently, by the Grace of God, the alligator population will be very well fed, which will thin the herd of stupid humans who seem to be thankful for everything bad that happens to them, and take no precautions against the barrage of CAT 5 hurricanes that destroy their world every single fuckin year.
Funny thing is that all these Christians seem to have missed the most important lesson about Jesus--that it was the people he tried to save who crucified him. Don't try to save them, because they'll call you a coward and hate you for it, and then put rescuers lives in danger when the shit hits the fan--and likely complain about their deaths being inconvenient as well, because them being irresponsible dildos, insulting those who warn them, then blaming those who die try to save them--
It's all part of the Plan.
Some people deserve their fate. Leave them to it and pass the popcorn!
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