GODDAMMIT PUT YOUR DICK AWAY!!!
I shit you not, I just approached security and.informed them of a man standing on a building waving his dick at everyone, an his response was, "sir, have you been drinking?"
Welcome to Vegas--the only place in the world where sober people think it's normal to wave your dick in the middle of a fucking mall, drunks are the ones complaining about it, and security can't understand why that is strange.
I swear to fuck I am NEVER leaving Vegas! Hahahahaha

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