Nuns Promote Bumvertising

If you have never engaged in Bumvertising, and know nothing about it, that might be because you're not a total fucking asshole.

Some total dick got a wild idea to make money a long time ago, from seeing homeless people who are holding up cardboard signs telling the world they're starving to death and begging for a dollar to eat. He found out that if he slipped them a dollar or two, they would be willing to allow him to post his own sign on top of their cardboard sign of misery, and use them as billboards for his advertisements.

THIS IS TRUE.

This asshole eventually got his ass kicked by a bunch of people who thought he was a dick, and published all over the media as the world's biggest asshole--so in order to make it right, he paid a bunch of nuns to promote his idea, and thereby hopefully reduce the resistance of those kicking his ass for being a dick.

I don't know if it worked, but holy shit do we live in a world with some fucked up motherfuckers in it, do we not?

Here is the ad he created, complete with nuns, promoting his idea of Bumvertising--exploiting the homeless as advertising space.

I think maybe nuns might not be the moral bitches we always thought they were. From the look of this promotional video, they may, in fact, be complete and total cunts. Big surprise--one would expect cheerleaders for the world's biggest rape gang would show better judgement.