So far, "Dick the Grip" has been accused by some 30 men in at least 2 countries and sued for some $70,000,000 and counting, for his international dickgrabbing spree--and lest we forget, the first three accusers died before they could testify against him.
So far, that's well over $2,000,000 per dick--and who thinks he's really done? I hear grabbing dicks is like a Ruffles potato chip--nobody can grab just 30. Who thinks he'll make it into the billions? I've got $100 that says he'll make it to $1,000,000,000 for at least 50 dicks--you want the over or the under? lol
When was the last time we had an entertainer whose real life became even more entertaining than his movies?
...AND, just when you thought it couldn't get any fucking weirder, or even MORE entertaining, Dick the Grip went on youtube, and went on some weird fuckin rant in the voice of some character he plays in some weirdass TV show.
...AND, just when you thought it couldn't get any fucking weirder than THAT, today he broke down in court after denying some other dick he grabbed, and broadcast to the world that his White Supremacist, Neo-Nazi father turned him queer!
Seriously, more than any other famous person in any other scandal I can think of in history, Dick the Grip is the single weirdest motherfucker who ever lived.
Have a watch of this video clip he made, and tell me this motherfucker isn't straight out of a Stephen King book. lol
THIS MAN HAS LOST HIS FUCKING MIND.
...but anyone suggesting he's not a good entertainer is just not being honest. Dick the Grip is lightspeed more entertaining than the Winnebago Man. lol
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