Farewell Las Vegas

Damn! Taxis in Vegas really hate UBER!

 

Batman DEI: Joker's Revenge (2024)

 

The only thing worse than having the government run by a psycho or a fool is...

BOTH!

Twin Peaks: The Secret of Laura Palmer

I cant belive after all these years, David Lynch finally tells us what Rosie Palmer said to Cooper in the dancing midget dream. It's reasonably sexy, but not really germaine to the story. Oh well, at least it's a mystery solved. Llamafuckin pervert.

Las Vegas Alligator Strippers

Should Police Train Kids To Castrate Mimes?

It's a problem every parent faces eventually.

Fuckem. The mimes know what they did.

The Ku Klux Klan Appoints DEI Czar

 David Duke has become such a pussy since he married into the Panthers.

Honestly, a "reparations" lemonade stand?

...and when did the KKK start doing winetastings?

I can't believe they're joining

forces with BLM.

The Presidential Chin Dildo

I think we need to bring back chin dildos for world leaders. The ancient Egyptian Pharoahs had it right--if you want your subjects to take you seriously, you damn well better glue a dildo to your chin.

Is It Wrong To Freeze-Dry Your Pussy?

Allison Hannigan's Box Takes A Beating

I'll say this for the young lady--she's come a long way since jamming a flute up her pussy at Band Camp. She's takin' it like a champ, and I gotta say she does me proud. :)

JFC! Taxi Companies Launch Smear Campaign Against Uber

I know they're losing business,

but Jesus Fried Chicken!

Blind Faith

I just got back from my favorite gallery, to view my favorite statue, Richard McDonald's Blind Faith--a symbol of a man in extremis, and at the height of his powers, in contorted readiness to achieve the greatest moment of his life, and with such practiced mastery as to do so blindfolded.

Historically, most art showing it's object in contorted extremis is the crucifixion, which has been the most popular theme of art for millennia. 

It gives me a Twilight Zone smile that stretches across the stars to see the billionaires of Vegas saying, "you know what, fuck glorifying a bind, torture, kill execution--its like a funeral that never ended. Let's sculpt someone winning in the world as an example to our patrons, instead of yet another reminder of their hero getting his ass kicked in the most miserable and humiliating possible way. Let's give people something to aspire to, instead of something else to kill their spirit."

I'd say that art is not only timeless, it deserves to be timeless. 

With a little more deliberation in the choice of their pursuits, all men would perhaps become essentially students and observers, for certainly their nature and destiny are interesting to all alike. In accumulating property for ourselves or our posterity, in founding a family or a state, or acquiring fame even, we are mortal; but in dealing with truth we are immortal, and need fear no change nor accident. The oldest Egyptian or Hindoo philosopher raised a corner of the veil from the statue of the divinity; and still the trembling robe remains raised, and I gaze upon as fresh a glory as he did, since it was I in him that was then so bold, and it is he in me that now reviews the vision. No dust has settled on that robe; no time has elapsed since that divinity was revealed. That time which we really improve, or which is improvable, is neither past, present, nor future.

Saying things by doing them is the best of all languages, and what we do well is done well forever. No one can take away the moment of truth. It can be won or it can be lost, but when we win, that moment is permanent currency, and the one form of wealth that can never be stolen.

SUA SPONTE

ILLEGAL ALIEN VS SEXUAL PREDATOR (2024)

Ron Jeremy Scolds SF Health Department For Army Of Government Agents Dressed As 10 Foot Cocks Kissing Babies For Syphilis

Very little in life surprises me anymore, but I must admit, I never thought I'd see Ron Jeremy scolding the San Francisco Health Department for their sexual immorality, and deploying an Army of ten foot cocks into their streets as part of a syphilitic campaign to kiss babies. I did NOT see that coming.

How fucked up is our shitty, shitty, very shitt world, when Ron Fuckin Jeremy is the voice of sanity, morality, and reason?

The perverts are really out in force!