All Blacks and Children In Kentucky Are Gay

No, that's not ME saying that.

That's the State Anthem of Kentucky!

Have you ever really sat down and listened carefully to the State Anthem of Kentucky?

You'd need a flowchart to process everything fucked up about it, but be prepared, you just might laugh yourself into the fuckin emergency room. lol

First of all, it originally started with saying "All the Darkies are gay." This raised some legitimate questions among black people, who objected to all being called Darkies who take it up the ass. They're never satisfied, are they? 

The lyrics were then rewritten in a way to be inoffensive, and in the "inoffensive" version, they said "all the children are gay." THAT was supposed to be the inoffensive version of the lyrics. What reasonable parent would object to their State Anthem saying all the children are gay? Well, apparently nobody, because the lyrics have stood like that until present day. Wow. Just wow.

After telling us the children are gay, then the song tells of the family getting evicted and kicked out of their house. "Hard times come knocking at the door. My old Kentucky home, goodnight. My old Kentucky home far away." That's pretty much a kick in the balls, don't you think? Especially for the mother. Okay, so now you've got a mother who has just been told her children are gay, and then been kicked out of her home, so of course she's going to start crying, isn't she?

Believe it or not, the song goes on to demand the mother to stop crying. "Weep no more my lady!" Well, what the fuck? You just told her her children were gay, and then kicked her out of her home, and apparently they had to move entirely out of the area, because it ends with "MOKH far away."

Even if one took an idea and ran wild with it, and just figured gay means happy, it's still a really fucking weird thing to put in a State Anthem, and it's not like that's the only fucked up thing about it. Why the hell would a State Anthem be about people crying because they got kicked out of their house, and demand the mother quit weeping? That is a fucked up thing to make a State Anthem--unless it's the State of Despair. lol

Why the hell would  he government choose this shitty song to represent their entire state?--a song about all black people being gay, then made supposedly inoffensive by saying all the children are gay, kicking the family out of their home, and then demanding the bitch stop crying about it? WTF! lol

What the FUCK is wrong with Kentucky? lol

In the plus column, it keeps the world interesting. How boring would the world be if everyone had good judgement?--especially those running the government, and making the biggest decisions that shape our world--like establishing State Anthems that turn the blacks and the kids gay and yell at women for crying about losing their home.

Testicles!--That is all!

Black Church People Mosh To Slayer When White People Aren't Watching

Trump Assassin's Dickteasing Bitch Tits

 Does this count as cruel and unusual?

I mean to the viewers?

They're ENORMOUS--the way 

you'd think of Gods as "BIG."

Why would they assume

(s)he's a Democrat?

Stupidity Patient Impales Head On Dead Catfish Then Denied Care By Nobel Laureate

 

Let's keep in mind this Doctor James "Nobel Fuckin Prize" Watson, won the Nobel Prize for discovering the structure of DNA, and specializes in the field of curing stupidity.

I think we can all agree that anyone impaling their head on a dead catfish immediately qualifies as stupid--if not outright hit the retard jackpot.

So, speaking on behalf of the stupid everywhere, what's Dr Brainy's fuckin problem?

Don't the stupid deserve a voice? It doesn't seem to be slowing down the morons running our government, so why can't Mr Deadcatfishhead get better quality of care for his condition as a braindead imbecile?

Celebrating Glasscock's Pussy

 It would be an absolute crime 

to limit Glasscock's pussy to one site.

Glasscock's pussy should 

sing from the rooftops!

...wait, I mean be sung from the rooftops.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions

 

With Sympathy For The Candadian Mountees

My god, it's no wonder they're always pissed off--anybody would be. Apparently, that's why they're called the "Mountees," or "Mounted Police," instead of "Mounters," or "Mounting Police."

Call me crazy, but Shirley it would be better to start with something like paid administrative leave or something--not straight to enforced receptive horsefucking. Jesus Fried Chicken! It's a little draconian, don't you think?

UBER HAS BECOME A NIGHTMARE

 I am so sick and tired of Uber's stupid fuckin bullshit.

It's just one thing after another all the time, it's constantly getting ripped off, and it never ends, and they're a monopoly so they don't give a shit.

Because they're one of only TWO ridesharing companies available in the US, I am forced to use them when LYFT fails, or there's no transportation at all. I avoid taxis like the plague for obvious reasons. They're worse than Uber.

Here is my last chat with their customer support, which details why I avoid them as much as I can possibly get away with.

EVERYONE COPY AND PASTE THIS ACROSS THE ENTIRE INTERNET! I WANT THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE UBER'S STUPID FUCKIN BULLSHIT!

Las Vegas Courtroom Gorilla Panic

How amazing is this?

What's more surprising?

1. The attack, 

2. the baliff jerking off while the judge is being attacked,

3. the court for not having taken precautions?

Take your pick. lol

Lyft Offers Choice of Driver's Genitals

YOU CAN NOW CHOOSE YOUR DRIVER BY HIS VAGINA OR BY HER BALLS!

THIS IS TRUE!

When I saw this, I almost blew out a pupil with a stroke. I've seen some hilarious fuckin shit in my day, and frankly, that's all I'm really alive for anymore, and why I fully intend to stretch my life out as long as possible--it's the hilarious absurdities of life that keep me going, and this one is the Blue Ribbon baby! lol

I went to my Lyft app today, to hail a ride back to my hotel, and discovered that Lyft now offers you the option to choose a driver, based on matching your genitals with the genitals of the driver.

Lyft now matches your balls to a driver's balls, or vagina, or a shemale ex-balls gash--you get to choose this with a special program they're running!

If we were to be all serious about this, which is stupid, all I'm after is someone who gets me where I'm going well--a fuckin ride is a ride, and I don't give a shit about anything else. It's a ride, not a social issue. lol

I just can't get over it! I feel like I've died and gone to heaven! This is so fuckin weird! lol

Should Waste-Level Lighting Be Illegal In Locker Rooms?

 

My Gigantic Horse Cock

Frankly, it's such a gigantic horse cock,

I'm astonished at the horse's ability to stand erect.