Did you know Russian men have a butthole clitoris? It's true. If you look closely at their ass, you'll notice that all the pants they wear have a special bridged pocket in the seam to accommodate their wiggling stub.
Visitors Are Perfect Vulcans / Romulans
Watching Visitors (2009) at the moment.
I think anyone who has seen this would agree that Anna is the perfect Vulcan or Romulan--two species in Star Trek that seem artificially distinct. If they're both biological psychopaths, then they will both behave in the same extremely manipulative, amoral ways--unbound by conscience. In a swarm, culture is a process subordinate to uniform biological imperative. Anna is the perfect biological psychopath, and therefore, the perfect Vulcan/Romulan, and she is unlikely to show us her vagina.
Raising Awareness of Being Kicked In the Balls
Is it just me, or is "raising awareness" the same as sucking your own dick? It's just another way of saying "I'm celebrating how right I am and how much you need to be converted to my correct opinion."
It's all part of the never-ending sense of superiority people adopt when they're full of shit and have no idea what the hell they're talking about, and this shit began with religion--and yet somehow has bled over to everyone. Morons get an enormous feeling of relief from getting to be right while not knowing what the hell they're doing, because they have the power of an institution backing them. That doesn't make them right, that just makes them assholes.
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The Cartoon of American Politics
I recently noticed that it's recently become conventional to mock Leftists as "latte-drinking liberals."
So, now all you have to do is enjoy a coffee drink to be a democrat? Dammit! lol
I once made the comment to the manager of a Panda Express that they should make a vegetarian version of the Kung Pao chicken, and an obvious hillbilly in a cowboy hat standing next to me gave me a sideways glance and muttered, "damn liberals. Don't like meat, hunh boy? I bet you don't do a lot of hunting."--at which point, I pulled out my Army ID and said "only people."
So apparently, if you prefer kung pao chicken without the chicken, or enjoy a coffee drink these days, that's just a clear marker that you're a savage hedonist pervert. lol
How did our nation become so cartoonish? Honestly, if you really take a hard look at how people interpret and classify behavior these days, it's like the rules were written by Nintendo or a cartoon show. There's no actual logic to it anymore, it's like a bunch of gangmembers or fat stupid drunks at a sports bar looking for someone wearing the other side's color.
Did you know the concepts of Left and Right predate American politics by MILLENNIA? That's right, the idea of classifying all things according to whether they trend towards order or chaos was old practice even in Ancient Rome. It's not about democrats and republicans at all, and you'll very much find extremely Right wing behavior among certain democrats and extremely Left wing behavior among republicans. That's not to say they're equal, but the entire ideological premise of Left and Right is driven falsely by the presumption that it is created by party loyalty. It's not, it never has been, and it never will be--and the fact that the American Citizenry operates on this false premise, brings us all the cartoonish behavior we see constantly. You can't fix the problem until you know what the problem is, and you can't fix the problem at all, when 400 million people have that problem--unless you're Jesus, of course, and want to be crucified by the mobs you try to save. If they'll do that to someone they worship, what will they do to you and me for tying to help?
Why does the vast majority of the American citizenry treat politics like it's a cartoon? You'd think they would take it more seriously--and by "they," I mean the ones running the show. It's kind of hard to blame people for being stupid and ridiculous when we have General Wesley Clark getting shitcanned out of Oklahoma while Kanye West has no problem getting on the ballot, or with Herman Cain shitting all over the news that he's the "Black Walnut," or Sarah Palin rapping her way to the White House.
By the way, do you know who ran against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California? Gary Fucking Coleman--that's right "Arnold Drummond" from Different Strokes.
...but it's all about being responsible, isn't it? It's all about punching the right hole on a ballot. It's all about making the smart choice, and if we do, then the world will no longer be a cartoon, and we can stand proud and patriotic as a responsible citizen because we've made the right choice and been part of the solution, right? What a bunch of fuckin bullshit. lol
Why would Americans treat politics like a cartoon with no sense of urgency?
Maybe because those running it have turned it into a cartoon with no sense of urgency, and the people have no power to change it back.
How Did the Human Race Get So Buttfuckin Ugly?
We all like to fill our minds with the images of attractive people, and there are a few places in the nation I've traveled where I enjoy just sitting in a public area with some sunglasses on, and just people-watch. Utah is like that. Some of the prettiest and most athletic people in the world, and a lot of them. That's Utah. It seems like everywhere else though, no matter how dark the sunglasses I choose, I still cannot stop blowing chunks. Unless I've actually riveted metal plates into my eye sockets, I just constantly, all day long splatter every stranger in the Food Court with vomit--and strangely enough, those around them often thank me for the upgrade.
I've discovered that walking the treadmill is a lot more enjoyable, when I put a nice walking video on my Oculus, and found this really great video of walking through Times Square. It's a lot more interesting than the beige wall, and makes walking a lot more fun. So many sights to see and I don't have to concern myself with batshit crazy homeless street urchins shitslapping eachother to death. It's a much safer way to walk through a densely populated shithole like Nude York.
After I'd been walking for a few seconds, I noticed something incredible. Everyone I saw was buttfucking ugly. There were a few exceptions, but far fewer than I expected. I'd say in the entire hoard of hundreds of thousands of people here, there might be about a dozen worth looking at, and maybe 5 with the power to charm a man's longstaff. Everyone else's face and body looks like a bloated forest fire put out with a screwdriver.
With all the other problems going on in life that so many fight over solutions for, I think we may have left out the most important of them all--the will to live in the first place. A world full of buttfucking ugly people does not make people want to live, so maybe it's time we all made a priority of looking our best.
Let's start running or at least walking regularly, try to get some fashion sense, and eliminate all the big things that destroy our looks, as much as possible. Running is the best and easiest way--you should see what it does just for your skin if nothing else. I'm not saying people who are aging or disabled or the like should feel bad about themselves. Entropy gets us all in the end (she said), but as much as possible, let's try to make our face and bodies no longer a reason for the high suicide rate--because if we're really being honest, people just looking at eachother in a crowd is probably decimating the fuckin population.
Discovering Assholes' Humanity
Just watching As Good As It Gets. I always found what the pussy said kind of profound, until I realized he was leaving a bit out--and that bit got his ass kicked by his own bitches. It's kind of important to humanize eachother--that's what life's all about, but part of humanizing eachother is also realizing they may not give a fuck about you and smash your face if you get all soft and feely over some gayass bullshit.
Do Physicists See U2 As Incestuous Jackoffs?
Ever wonder why the band U2 chose that name?
Did you know if one looks at the band's name U2 in chemical nomenclature, it makes them incestuous jackoffs?
No shit, Uranium is a decay chain element, which means the radiation eventually dwindles it into thorium, which is a different element altogether, which is why it's called the "daughter of uranium." A small '2' next to an element's letter without the presence of other elements makes it a diatomic molecule like Oxygen, meaning it bonds with itself, making it a jackoff.
I can't tell whether I might be a Physicist at heart, or whether my mind just works a bit differently, making me epically bad at telling jokes.
On the other hand, I stand by it--how many decay chain element jokes are there in the world, and how comparatively good are any of them?
Yep, believe it or not, transmutation is an actual reality, despite everyone saying it was bullshit. You're not going to get rich off it, because nothing transmutes into gold fast enough to make any money, but if you need an alloying element for usein welding electrodes, and you're sitting on a shitload of uranium, you are fucking set!
FRINGE Science Fiction Series
I just got the entire series of Fringe in super high quality, and I'm going to watch this show until my eyes bleed!
FRINGE might be the greatest and most realistic science fiction show ever made. It's hard to argue, because there are a lot of great ones out there, but it's definitely towards the top.
If you'd like to watch along with, here's a link to watch for free with no ads and no login.
Feel free to post whatever YOU want to watch and maybe I'll create a discussion and we can watch along with you too. :)
Good Morning Gibi: How To Wake Up As the Happiest Man In the World
If you have an Oculus, you so totally have to do this. Sleep with a cozy sleeping cap, earplugs, and a sleeping blindfold with gel cups that blackout all light, and keep your Oculus next to your bed. When you start waking up, without opening your eyes, slide the Oculus on while slipping off the blindfold, with youtubeVR set 2 minutes into this video past the ad, and the rest is self explanatory.
Quiet and calm, pretty and pleasant, sensual but not sexual, and it might just be the best way to wake up in the world.
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