Welcome to Null's
Autumn Cabin!
We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Today is going to be the best day of your life!
Welcome to Null's
Autumn Cabin!
We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Today is going to be the best day of your life!
Welcome to Null's
Autumn Cabin!
We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
I live right next to this freeway, and I'm not saying exactly where, but while sitting here innocently watching Beavis and Butthead, a giant truck crashed on the freeway and exploded dildos, vibrators, and pocketpussies all over the area.
What the hell are the chances of this shit?
I haven't seen this much action in my neighborhood since the FedEx trucks burned to the ground!--on the same I-40 highway by the way. In OKC nobody knows how to drive, so there are a lot of cars and trucks exploding next to my house all the time. lol
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Welcome to Null's
Autumn Cabin!
We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Welcome to Null's Autumn Cabin
in Morningwood Forest!
We just made some hot chocolate and got a nice fire going with some relaxing autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get spayed!
Today is going to be the breast day of your wife!
NYPD has its own marching band, resplendent with their clarinets, oboes, tuba players, Sousaphones, and French Horns. Leaving aside the fisting of the French for the moment, what practical function would an orchestra have for a police department? I am hard pressed to think of a use for one. Aside from having your own background theme music while stomping an uncooperative suspect or something, I can't think of any police use for an orchestra. Is music a priority while executing high-risk warrants and gunbattling bank robbers? If so, why no choir?
How weird is it for a police department to have an orchestra--and why don't the medics and the firemen get one, dammit? After all, when deciding whether to stab an infant in the thigh with an epi-pen, or extinguishing a 5-alarm electrical fire, I'm sure the first thing any intelligent person would think of is "let's see if these Beethoven geeks can play the Batman Soundtrack!" or "Why are they fucking up Patrick Doyle's intricate harmonies with this Mixolydian Mode bullshit? That's supposed to be a raised 13th, you sonofabitch!"
So, what do YOU think? Should police orchestras be expanded to Fire Departments and Hospitals? Maybe they're not going far enough? Maybe they should they have choirs added to them! That's what we need! A fucking Police Choir!
Oh shit. I just looked it up. You're not going to believe this, but they already do--yep, there are already fucking police choirs. I would post a video, but listening to cops sing makes me barf and shit blood.
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Today is going to be the beast day of your life.
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
When one of my favorite users on the site told me he was out at the zoo today, I'd assumed he got a job as a Corrections Officer, until he started posting pictures of awesome animals instead of criminal assholes. lol
If there's one thing I do enjoy, it's a shitload of pictures of animals in places I'd rather be but am too lazy to get off my ass and go!
So thank you kindly for all the pictures, Mr Paul, and I do think they deserve their own discussion!
Here are some of the ones so far, and I hope there's lots more to come! :)
Okay, so maybe the kittens aren't officially in the zoo, but they deserve their day in the sun as much as anyone. :)
This bit is from Lovecraft's "Dunwich Horror," which is often mistaken for the Call of Cthulhu, and it's the best writing I think Lovecraft ever did. It's dramatic, it's insane, and it's provocative. In short, it's the most entertaining thing he ever did, I think--and any clergy of any religion who hasn't considered it, really isn't doing their job of inciting the masses into panicked mobs. I'm not saying they should, but it's kind of what they're for, and I've never in my life heard a preacher that can work a room like this. lol
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/dh.aspx
Never is it to be thought that man is the oldest or the last of the masters of Earth. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. The winds gibber with Their voices; the earth mutters with Their consciousness. They bend the forest. They raise up the waves. They crush the cities, yet not forest or ocean or cities beholds the hand that smites. As a foulness shall They be known to the race of man. Their hands are at the throats of men forever. From the beginning of known time to the end of time known, man rules where once They ruled. Soon, They shall rule again where man rules now. They shall return and on this returning shall great Cthulhu be freed from R'lyeh beneath the sea, and Him Who Is Not To Be Named shall come from His city, which is Carcosa near the lake of Hali, and Shub-Niggurath shall come forth and multiply in her hideousness, and Nyarlathotep shall carry the word to the Great Old Ones and their millions, and Yog-Sothoth, who is all in one and one in all, shall lay his hand upon that who oppose him and destroy. Then from the black-litten caverns within the earth, where all is chaos and destruction, shall come the noxious Azathoth and together They will take possession of all things that live upon earth.
numquam putandum est homines esse aut antiquissimos aut ultimos dominos orbis terrarum. Antiqui fuerunt, Antiqui sunt, Antiqui erunt. uenti cum uocibus eorum garriunt; terra cum conscientia eorum mussat. siluam flectunt, undas subleuant, urbes premunt. at nec silua nec mare nec urbes manum ferientem uidet. illos ut foeditatem cognoscet gens hominum. manus eorum faucibus humanis minabuntur in aeternum. a temporis noti principio usque ad temporis noti finem homines regunt ubi illi olim rexerunt. mox illi iterum regent ubi nunc homines regunt. redibunt et post hunc reditum magnus Cthulhu a R’lyeh transmarino liberabitur, et Ille Non Nominitandus ueniet ab urbe sua, quae est Carcosa prope lacum Hali, et Shub-Niggurath eueniet et sua in foeditate crescet, et Nyarlathotep uerbum ad Magnos Antiquos et milia eorum, et Yog-Sothoth, qui est omnia in uno et unum in omnibus, manum suam in omnes sibi aduersantes ac perdentes inferet. tum a luminum nigrorum cauernis subterraneis, ubi omnia sunt chaos atque exitium, ueniet noxius Azathoth, et una simulque possidebunt omnia per terras uiuentia.
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