Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab your stick and marshmallows, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Cum on in out of the rain, have her seat, and grab your stick and a marshmallow, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Today is going to be the beast day of your life.
Welcome to Null's
autumn cabin in the woods!
We just made some coffee and got a nice fire going with some mellow autumn music. Come on in out of the rain, have a seat, and grab a stick and marshmallow, because everyone in this cabin is rich and sexy as hell, and we're all going to get laid!
Today is going to be the breast day of your life.
Nut , also known by various other transcriptions, is the goddess of the sky, stars, cosmos, mothers, astronomy, testicles, and the universe of balls in the ancient Egyptian religion. She was seen as a star-covered nude bigballed bitch arching over the Earth,[3] or as a cow, when she got old and fat. She was depicted wearing the water-pot sign (nw) that identifies her.
I'll also include a couple other abominations, because I'm religious and don't give a shit about the truth at all. Praise the Lord, the truth is whatever the fuck I say it is. lol
This article is dedicated to my good tech friends Paul Tiki and Warpaint--both Systems Analysts who have recently been handed impossibly complex technical problems by their companies to solve. I've been there! I spent the better part of 2 decades tearing my hair out while my panicked boss explained, "Our process is down, we don't know why, and it's costing $1,000 a second until YOU figure it out." Worse yet, a lot of these problems were in the context of a TRW subcontractor supporting a city's information services--which means it affects 911 services--so in addition to the money, it could quite literally mean a trail of bodies as well.
I am immensely gratified that I survived it all, and now the most complex problem I have to solve every day is deciding between hazelnut and french vanilla for my coffee--but my heart still goes out to the techs, engineers, systems analysts, network engineers--all of them are really just the same kind of people no matter what they're called--they're the great chess players of complex information systems that all the great things of the world depend on today, the unsung heroes who do hideously complex shit nobody understands, and without them the entire fuckin world would grind to a halt overnight.
My heart is with you, Paul Tiki and Warpaint! I wish you the very best with your complex, fucked up Cat's Cradle Rubik's Cube shitshows, and better you than me, my friends! I hope you'll keep us all updated on your success, because you're doing a bangup job, gentlemen!
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