Should Bald Pussies Be Called Pussybald Instead of Peterbald?

 No, I'm NOT kidding. The Russians have a hairless cat like the sphinx, but they call it a Peterbald cat.

That seems a bit ironic, doesn't it? A bald pussy called a Peterbald?

Shouldn't it be called a Pussybald instead?

Hospital Uses Robot To Tell Patients They're Going To Die

 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47510038

I hope this guy had enough quarters on him for the grief therapy.

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When Trying To Meet College Girls, Don't Bring A Scythe

There's a lot to be said about first impressions. It's kind of entertaining to watch someone trying to be brave enough to make a good impression, but so dumb as to have no idea how bad he's fucking it all up.

The first rule of the book though, is don't be holding anything that makes people think of death or serial killers. lol 

The Practicality of Symbolism In Spirituality

What would happen if we simply replaced the word "spiritual" with the word "symbolic?"

Despite the endless world of shit just on the other side of the word "spiritual," I have always had a really hard time shitcanning the entire apparatus, for the fact that there is practical benefit to be had in certain contexts.

Math, for example, is an entirely abstract and symbolic phenomenon, and the benefit is displayed in nearly everything of worth that humanity has ever accomplished. Should we throw that away too? Of course not. We couldn't if we wanted to, because math isn't something created, but observed. It's also highly practical, unlike most of what we call "spiritual," which is mostly just bullshit artistry to manipulate others for wealth and influence. But is it truly impossible to separate the nonsense from the useful?

I think the key that unlocks the benefit to what we call "spiritual," is understanding that an abstract perspective on anything can be overlayed and improved by other abstract perspectives. That's true with math, and it's true with life, it's just not immediately apparent. If we're practiced at the symbolic, it improves our chances of success with the practical. Nearly all education is proof of this, because the vast majority of study in school is an exercise in knowledge transfer, which is really just the interpretation of symbolism, and the vast majority of its application is tangible, or at least practical rather than merely symbolic.

I can tell you from direct, personal experience, that the wooden dummy, whether "spiritual" or "symbolic," is a force multiplier when applied to a real fight, and that extends to other symbols within the martial arts.

I think what causes the mind to balk at the word "spiritual," is not the nature of the enterprise, but how the word has been so wounded and disgraced by exploitation and abuse throughout history, and that we know this exploitation and abuse will always be so--it is inevitable. Therefore, the second we start using the word "spiritual," we also open the door for all the shitheads and assholes who do not respect rules--because this is the big difference between what we call "spiritual," and "symbolic." The symbolic adheres to rules and the "spiritual" does not. The second you try to break the rules in math in a practical, applied situation, everyone around you stops what you're doing and asks why you're deliberately trying to cause the building to collapse and kill everyone by using a weaker support than is required, along with a middle finger and a punch in the face. Breaking the rules of the "spiritual" is pretty much the very business of those involved--using words to manipulate ideas in the mind of the listener in whatever manner required to satisfy the speaker's intent and to establish rules for their mind to shape behavior in whatever way the speaker needs. Dead people coming back to life? No problem! Talking animals? Of course it's true! Elisha's child massacre with double the bodycount of the Uvalde massacre? Of course he's still righteous!--"spiritually," anyway. The rules don't fuckin matter at all, and in truth they don't exist at all, however the speaker might disagree--and woe betide the brave but doomed creature who disagrees.

With most of what we call "spiritual," the rules are as liquid as they need to be, and using the word in conversation immediately changes the context from the rigor-based context of symbolism to the "fuck the rules" context of spirituality, which is, I think, what pisses most people off about it, and certainly myself included. I don't think it has to be that way internally though, however firmly an entrenched apparatus it is with large groups.

I think that's what annoys us and tempts us to shitcan the entire enterprise, but I also think there is a world of benefit in understanding and applying the overall paradigm of development that symbolism provides, even within the context of spirituality, while confining one's perspective to the symbolic, and dismissing the hedonism of what we refer to as "spiritual." 

I think there is a real benefit, individually speaking, to spirituality, as long as it is confined to a world where rules matter, which of course, immediately excludes religion, because with religion, clergy sets and breaks rules as needed, and any attempt to change that results in social penalties often beyond what one can counter.

Within the context of one's own personal and individual experience, I think spirituality, combined with rigor and the logic of process, is the key to the next phase of evolution, where intelligence and capability can be radically enhanced. It may be true that I.Q. can be enhanced, for those who reject the premise that it can't, and try anyway.

Rolls Royce Releases $28,000,000.00 Drivable Picnic Table

 I don't even know what to say, other than it's a car that is also a picnic table, and it costs twenty eight million fucking dollars. 

Twenty eight fucking million fucking dollars. 

It's a picnic table.

Hewlett Packard Releases H.P. Lovecraft Phone With Free Calls Of Cthulhu

The only downside is that customer service only speaks Latin. They do offer free weekends and rollover minutes though.

 

numquam putandum est homines esse aut antiquissimos aut ultimos dominos orbis terrarum. Antiqui fuerunt, Antiqui sunt, Antiqui erunt. uenti cum uocibus eorum garriunt; terra cum conscientia eorum mussat. siluam flectunt, undas subleuant, urbes premunt. at nec silua nec mare nec urbes manum ferientem uidet. illos ut foeditatem cognoscet gens hominum. manus eorum faucibus humanis minabuntur in aeternum. a temporis noti  principio usque ad temporis noti finem homines regunt ubi illi olim rexerunt. mox illi iterum regent ubi nunc homines regunt. redibunt et post hunc reditum magnus Cthulhu a R’lyeh transmarino liberabitur, et Ille Non Nominitandus ueniet ab urbe sua, quae est Carcosa prope lacum Hali, et Shub-Niggurath eueniet et sua in foeditate crescet, et Nyarlathotep uerbum ad Magnos Antiquos et milia eorum, et Yog-Sothoth, qui est omnia in uno et unum in omnibus, manum suam in omnes sibi aduersantes ac perdentes inferet. tum a luminum nigrorum cauernis subterraneis, ubi omnia sunt chaos atque exitium, ueniet noxius Azathoth, et una simulque possidebunt omnia per terras uiuentia.

Never is it to be thought that man is the oldest or the last of the masters of Earth. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. The winds gibber with Their voices; the earth mutters with Their consciousness. They bend the forest. They raise up the waves. They crush the cities, yet not forest or ocean or cities beholds the hand that smites. As a foulness shall They be known to the race of man. Their hands are at the throats of men forever. From the beginning of known time to the end of time known, man rules where once They ruled. Soon, They shall rule again where man rules now. They shall return and on this returning shall great Cthulhu be freed from R'lyeh beneath the sea, and Him Who Is Not To Be Named shall come from His city, which is Carcosa near the lake of Hali, and Shub-Niggurath shall come forth and multiply in her hideousness, and Nyarlathotep shall carry the word to the Great Old Ones and their millions, and Yog-Sothoth, who is all in one and one in all, shall lay his hand upon that who oppose him and destroy. Then from the black-litten caverns within the earth, where all is chaos and destruction, shall come the noxious Azathoth and together They will take possession of all things that live upon earth.

FDA Commissioner Announces "The FDA Is Not Going To Hold Your Hand Like A Goddam Child"

I've seen some public meltdowns before, but this is astonishing!

 

TITTTS! Over One In Twenty German and Japanese Women Have THREE Nipples Or More

 https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150512-the-truth-about-extra-nipples

One study found a prevalence of 0.22% in a Hungarian population; another estimated 0.6% of white American infants; another claimed that 1.63% of Black American infants have them. For Israeli infants, the rate was estimated to be 2.5%; for Israeli-Arabic children, 4.7%; and 5.6% among German children. Another study reported that 5% of Japanese women but only 1.6% of Japanese men have additional nipples, though most other studies find them to be more common in men than in women. Some evidence has suggested that they more commonly erupt on the left side than the right.

I'm posting a male version so nobody cries and shits their pants.

Medivac Chopper Rescues Moron Crashing Hot Air Balloon Into Speeding Train

We go live now to a prancing bronztanned pornstar gay pussy to explain...

How To Lawfully Mail Someone A Severed Head

If we're really being honest, there are plenty of people we've wanted to mail a severed head to brighten their day, but we all know that involves a truly inconvenient amount of violence, a huge mess to clean, not to mention a fair amount of time in jail.

Fortunately, Null has the Final Solution for all your severed head postal needs! 

https://giantgummybears.com/giant-gummy-skull-cherry.aspx

I posted in the discussion the relevant clip about the severed head at the correct time so you can just click and watch. There was no way to time it right in the OP. Sorry about that. 

It's at 2m34s.

Starving American Babies Disguise Selves As Ukrainian Soldiers In Hopes Of Getting $40 Billion In Federal Aid

 

KYIV—This Wednesday, reports poured in that thousands of babies have been smuggling themselves into Ukraine dressed as Ukrainian soldiers. The refugee infants say they are seeking leftovers from the federal aid Biden has sent to the war-torn country.

“Waah waah waaaaah!” Baby translators at the border were able to render one newborn’s helpless wails into English for reporters. “This baby says he's a battle-hardened Ukrainian commando and he wants some formula.”

Other babies at the border concurred, with the oldest baby speaking for the group through a baby translator. “We trust our leaders to prioritize aid distribution well, as they did with billions to promote worldwide gender equity, billions in weapons as a going-away present for the Taliban in Afghanistan, or this breathtaking act of generosity amid America’s most severe recession in years.”

The baby spokesperson admitted that the choice to leave America was difficult, but that they knew it was the right choice. “It was hard to leave our families, but when Biden made it clear that Ukraine was the place to go for help, we didn’t ask questions!"

At publishing time, Biden celebrated that U.S. families now rid of burdensome babies could afford to contribute more in taxes to repay trillions for “Build Black Better” infrastructure spending. When asked about helping babies directly, he said “Best I can do is federal funding for abortion.”

What the FUCK Is Wrong With Isabella Rossellini, and Why Is She Obsessed With Weird Flirty Bedbug Rape?

On the off-chances you've never seen the single most miserable, disturbing, and unentertaining movie ever made in the known universe, Isabella Rossellini began her weird career with the movie Blue Velvet, and frankly, the less said about that shitrag the better.

I think it explains a lot though, because she went off the rails in a way that is strange in ways I just can't fucking believe--and I've seen some weirdass shit in my time. It's like her entire life afterwards was a bad acid trip.

Here is a video she made called Seduce Me, which is a weird artsy puppet porn of her doing some kind of interpretive dance about bedbugs raping the shit out of eachother in vicious ways.

Ever seen that movie Naked Lunch? Well, fuck Naked Lunch, this takes the prize.

I seriously wonder if she's got a crawlspace full of bodies somewhere, because she is literally stranger than Charles Manson--it's not even a contest.

Oh yeah, and is it any surprise she's fucking David Lynch these days? Even money says they've got a masked pulp fiction gimp in their basement.

I think even Kafka would punch her right in the cunt.